In 2017, an anonymous digital misfit created this legendary green beast — a bizarre hybrid of a Care Bear, a stoic gym bro, and a soul-crushed meme lord. With the physique of a demigod and the expression of someone who’s seen one too many rug pulls, this character became an icon of ironic strength and existential indifference. He’s not here to trade. He’s not here to talk. He’s just... here. Staring into your portfolio. Judging. Silently. A true relic of internet culture, this bear doesn't laugh, cry, or blink — he simply holds. Forever. Because in the end, emotions are for normies. And this dude? He’s all Bairo.